Ohhh little Piper here and its time to pay the Piper.
Ahhh but seriously folks…. I had a blasty weekend. It was grocery weekend so plenty of bags to play in. then on the Sunday meowmy maded biscuits and eggs and I ated a egg biscuit. It was gooood too. had one all to my little selph. They kept calling me biscuit head all day too. I Then for supper they haded piggyburger, hey is phat right (sisfur: no pip its was hamburgers) well same phang. And French fries. Don’t know why theyre called French fries. I never heard them speak. But I stole some fries and ated them. Theys good. I putted my paw on one ind to hold it and ripped eated it.
Then later awn last night I was playing wiff meowmy and she said I was hurting her wiff my claws and all and sisfur said no claws so I putted my claws up and kept playing. Then when I started being bitey sisfur said no teefies and so I quit that too. I gummed meowmy good though. They said I was a very smart poodie. then i went and gotted eeyore and went to bed to sleepytime.