Tuesday, November 07, 2006

How to Play Land Shark

Alright all democats and republicanines listen up. Its election day for the beans but its play day for us.

In order to play you need a mattress and/or boxsprings resting propped against the wall longways(this makes for better distance). You climb up on top and flatten yourself against the material. Put your tail straight up like a fin would be and open your mouth wide and bare all teeth. Then zoom back and forff and lean ofur and smack (wiff claws out) or bite your beans. This werks specially well if your bean doesn’t know your there and you can get their head.

Variation: the bean knows your there and crouches down and you can play smack paws instead.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a great game. We are going to try that right now.

The Famous Five said...

oooh THANK YOU
We are going play that next time Mummy has the mattress against the wall.
all of us at once !!!!!!