Monday, August 31, 2009

momma says wes been acting lyk "fyte club" arownd here. wes been all fyten and stuff. itz no biggie we get ofur it qwyk but she says she goes ta werk and when she gets home she wuldnt be surprized ta see black eyes, missin teef, busted lyps and noses. she told us ta knock it off. wef since stopped fur her......blade

Friday, August 28, 2009



luk how little i ize...madison

Thursday, August 27, 2009



momma an me fawt yesterday abowt sharin tha office chair i wuz in furst. she wun. durn.....Taylor

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Thursday, August 20, 2009




I am Madison tha Destroyer. I lyk ta roll tha red square tent all around. i shred tha newspaper lyk yuf nefur seen. My faborite frustrator for beans iz ta unplug thar lamps and alarm clocks. I no get in trowble but tha sissy said she mofed her bed 5 times last noght ta plug them back up then gafe up and moved her alarm akros tha rum. ise a stinker huh??.... Madison


Monday, August 17, 2009


tha mom beans car iz in tha shop. itz tha alterator. we went ta get a rental fur tha day itz thar and i wuz in sissys car. momma gotted tha rental and came fur me ta ryd wiff hur. i said no un un no way. i wuznt getting owt anywar but home. they myte haf left me (beans :no way hes owr boy, he has a bad past experience he wuz dumped before us) and i stayed put in sissys car. she coddled me on tha way home. i wuz so happy ta be home i abowt jumped over her ta get owt and into my house....JD

Wednesday, August 12, 2009



gotted me furst baff. i fell in tha white bowl in tha baffrum. it wuz an accident and bery embarassing. bean sissy gafe me a baff. i hated it but lyked bein wrapped in a towel and dried. i wuznt too upset...Madison

Monday, August 10, 2009



whutz that big cat doin??? ise gonna pounce him...Madison

Sunday, August 09, 2009




we gotted this awsume pichure frum Katie and Bootsie.

Thursday, August 06, 2009



Hello, I am Madison. Madison Raynes my name. I was dumped at a friend of me moms a month ago by myself and was bery little. they couldnt keep me due ta breathing issues (one has asthma) so here I is. i fink ife died and gone ta kitty heaven....Madison

Monday, August 03, 2009



we gotted a nue water heater this weekend cawze owrs wuz in bery bad condition. all tha offur kitties got putted up but me. i hided under tha couch and they couldnt get me out. i tuk a bunch of water squirts but no come owt. i no lyk it but i can take it. tha beanz had ta watch extra ta makke shure i no run owtside. i wuz just bery skered....Molly