Monday, December 31, 2012

beans are very prowd of me. fe finally come owt of my shell asnd qwit bein all crazzy at tha age of 9. im all ofer tha howse now, not just stayin in sissys rhum. beans hope i keep it up....piper

Sunday, December 30, 2012

hi, its me...Randy. I had a howseguest this weekend, a weiner dog named Charlie Brown. He was closer ta my age then these pups and we ranned and played. i had a grate tyme. it was a blast....Randy

Saturday, December 29, 2012

oooppps i maded a mistake and gotted in trowble. i went under tha deck lyk randy & riley do, but im wider and hafe shorter legs. i had ta be pulled out thru tha steps tha furst tyme, now i can get myself out when i sneak under, none of us are ta go under, beans got lattice werk all around but under the steps....roxie

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Sunday, December 23, 2012

whut beans wanted ta see. im trying ta figure tha washer owt. snowy refused ta stand on it tha first week. i get it..its glass, but sumtymes yoo throw tha beans a bone......blade

Thursday, December 13, 2012

arent i just tha most spoilt thang. i efun ated some fettacini sauce today. I pushed my way into it, but beans say im so little i can eat any heavy cream sauce i want....piper

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

beans done gone lost thar minds.

beans needed a new washer/dryer since owr washer gotted a short in it. theyve been wanting see thru top fur me since they started making them, knowing id loose me mind trying ta get tha water. since wes all getting older they decided ta go fur it and got tha set fur less the $1000 at black friday. guess who stays in thar staring at it.....tha beans. not me. i hafent paid attention ta it yet. but beans will get it on camera when i do...blade

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

This is how i prefurr ta spend my days.....Piper

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Hot dang this is tha best howse efffffuuuur. ooohhhhh boy i gotted me belly full on Thanksgifing then we laid arownd. beans hadded 5 whole days off wiff us. I lufed it.....Randy

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Happy Thanksgiving all

oh my gooodness, we are just too stufft ta mufe here. Randy said hes nefur seen such a spread. delish. we hafe ta sleep it off now.....salem

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

thank you all fur your condolences. Taylor will be missed.

I hafe a question fur tha beans....ae thar any plans fur tha many cans of tuna in the pantry?? Cause a gurl can help yoo out is yoo need ta get rid of them. just putting that out thar beans.....Angle

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Taylor...RIP

We are very sorry to report lttle Taylor died today. She was 9 years old and had been here 3 and a half years. She moved in in March 2009 when the beans found her all 4 paws declawed, near starved on the streets. She went downhill fast, beans think it was kidney failure. She was babied toward the end and carried back and forth to the litter box.

Little Taylor, you will be missed. We love you.

Saturday, November 10, 2012

taylor

So we hafent posted in a week. Little Taylors has been really sick. Shes currently in tha infirmary of tha dining rhum, since its in tha middle of tha house and she can see and be seen but be away from tha pups. tha tables round and her beds up thar and shes surrounded by catfood, tuna, water and milk. and a bed fur Piper to keep taylor company.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012


Durn, durn, durn, I gotted four count um four baffs total this weekend. Drat it. beans say its cause I kept going owtside digging and getting “my paws are filthy”. I say they wuz bein mean and wanted  to torture me. so efery tyme I camed in wiff muddy paws and a muddy mouf  I gotted a nother baff. Beans can ruin a gud tyme….Riley

Friday, October 19, 2012

Hi thar






Hi there. My name is Randy. Im tha new pup here. I am 1 years old and a Yorkie mix. I lived in a McMansion for my first year. It didn’t werk out. Tha daddy didn’t like me. They didn’t have a fenced in yard and I had sum accidents. My name was Vandy thar. You can kinda guess frum tha name the type of family I wuz wiff. So I packed it up and moved in here. Beans here changed my name ta Randy to be close to Vandy, but still fit in and also have a wrestling name like all tha offurs here and that used ta live here and passed away. The say Im named after Randy Orton now, so I get ta be a Viper (sssss).




Beans here got me neutered and I run and run tha backyard. Rileys my bestest pal but I like all that pups. Tha kitties scare me sum. I still have my old kennel bag I used ta sleep in at tha old home, but I sleep on tha beds and couch now. Oh and such delishous treets here. Om my. Bones, milkbones, and all tha like. I feel richer. I used ta hafe only one toy but now I have a bajillion. Beans also cute all my long hair off. I feel cleaner. Rileys showing me tha ropes. Like digging and getting filthy. I just learned yesterday how ta get under tha deck thru tha steps. I culdnt figure out tha way back tough, sissy reached and grabbed me thru tha steps, then once Riley was out, they rigged it sume ta block us by putting bricks in front of the openings between steps, the riser. Rileys werking on pushing tha bricks out of tha way.



Roxie was jealous of me at first because wes tha same breed and kinda, sorta luk alike. Buuut shes tha only gurl so she has that going fur her. She whupps me sum and I just cow back and beans stop it. Shes kinda fussy. Carlie gotted me too. He chased me out of the living rhum and wuldnt let me back in. I stood at tha door. Sissy was sorting herdum-dum suckers into likes/dislikes for Halloween, give out flavors she no like. Carlie and riley were in thar wiff me and carlie started fussin and chased me out. She came fur me but I ran ta momma. They loved me good, petting and coddling. Carlie gotted yelled out. He was nagged fur a while, that we no fyte here, peacefulness only. Roxie camed out frum under tha bed, she likes ta stay under beds, and was babied and told she can hafe a Barbie fur Christmas. She wuz bery happy and smiling. …Randy

Wednesday, October 17, 2012




Momma went ta wash sum clothes a Wednesday ago. Tha washer filled and then…nuthin. She thawt it had died after filling. Beans thawt well just great and were bailing tha water out down tha sink. They had ta wait until tha weekend when they had sum tyme and went washer/dryer shopping.

They have always wanted ta get me a see thru top washer since I have a water craziness. I see it and my eyes glaze over, my head tilts and I hafe ta slap it, slap it. They think ill lose my mind.

 But beans were also in a rush, wanting a set that kuld be delivered that weekend and all. They found one set but the lid wasn’t see thru. they thawt well we will get Bladey one wiff a see thru lid next year, when we have tha tyme to take and get that. Tha set was ta be delivered Saturday.

Sissy woked up Saturday morning, had an epiphany and went and took the can opener (its small) to a nearby outlet in the laundry room and it worked so she plugged washer cord into that outlet. Wallaah tha washer camed on. It was the outlet not the washer. So they cancelled the new set from being delivered and were back to using ours and the electrician is coming to look at the outlet.

And now beans can take thar tyme and get me a see thru lid washer later this year. Thar eggsyted ta see me get dizzy watching tha clothes…..Bladey

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Peter the possum

Our good furriend Peter the Possum came by last night.

He hanged out under tha deck. We have tha bricks jury rigged to block us from going under.

Riley knocked a brick out of his way and ran under and started and kept yelling at Peter. Peter wasn’t happy wiff that and hissed back.

Sissy went in and gotted a spray bottle ta spray riley thru tha slats and made tha rest of us go inside. Carlie stood at tha door hollering fur Riley ta come on in, it was cold out. Momma camed over to tha door and flipped tha light off outside. Sissy tiptoed to tha steps and Riley quit fussing at Peter, thought he was being left out, slipped out thru the steps and sissy snatched him up, put tha brick back in place and carried Riley inside.

Peter gotted left alone. All was well.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

i hafe gotten me a job. i now werk as tha baffrhum attendent here at tha howse. thats whut tha beans say at least. im always in tha baffrhum and i lyk ta sit on tha vanity. sissy asked me ta pump her sum soap yesterday. im a busy gurl. i now need ta werk on getting tips....kelly

Tuesday, October 09, 2012

oh its that tyme of year again. windows is back thrown open. a gurl can enjoy them again. ife missed this....Taylor

Tuesday, October 02, 2012

when i grow up i want to be a baffrhum attendent. im getting lots of practise now. who needs soap or perfume?? breaf mints?? i lyk ta hang owt in tha baffrhum. i get ta visit lots of tha kitties coming in and tha beans....kelly kelly

Thursday, September 20, 2012

molly as linus

i looooove my towel. i will lay on it anywhere. i was laying on it last nyte on tha table and it mustve fallen and i followed it, cause beans found me layin on it in tha floor this morning. i looove it. its my towel and so comfy.....molly

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

proper pillow usage....shawn

Monday, September 17, 2012



Im hangin owt on sissys bed. i take spells of hangin owt one rhum fur a gud while and then mofe to anofur. i know yoo cant tell by lukin at me but i am eeting 3 plates of fud twice a day. thats a lot. tha beans said fur tha furst tyme efur none of us kitties is crazy. Pipers mingling more and me too. we aint just stayin in owr rhums. beans cant belief it.....taylor

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

whooooo disturbs my sleep??? unless its dinner tyme or tyme ta change tha sheets, i lyk ta play in them, then dont wake me....salem

Sunday, September 09, 2012

as yoo can see beans maded pot pie!!!!! in order ta keep tha peice and eat in peace, beans gafe me my own saucer. delish...rocky

Monday, August 27, 2012

doppelganger

see tha doggie in this here pic, it luk just lyk me. a doppelganger i fink. he werking tha fair here. i know let no one on my back. hes a puppy copycat though....carlie

Thursday, August 23, 2012

im bein all out too. me and piper made friends and were boff feelin better abowt owrseflfes.  ife even een getting up in tha top of mommas closet. tha ofur morning, sissy saw me up thar acting lyk i want down so she pated mommas bed so i could jump ta it. i jumpt. annnnnnnndddd bounced off into tha floor. sissy snatched me up and kissed and petted me and kept laffin and laffin. mean ass. i lookted lyk a video of tha kids bouncing yogas balls off each ofur....taylor.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012



When beans went ta watch teefee last nyte they went ta den, not lifing rhum. we all followed but eferytime they gotted up, i'd try ta lead them ta the lifing rhum wanting ta go in thar. routine is lifing rhum....carlie

Sunday, August 19, 2012

ife come out of my shell so much lately. ife been hanging wiff taylor in mommas rhum, spent tha nyte in thar a couple nytes and wander tha howse now. ife been in tha kitchen, laundry rhum, lifing rhum, yoo name it, ise been thar. here im in tha lifing rhum in tha cowch corder wiff angle and chyna. ife been a skardey type all me lyfe so at 9 im finally comin owt....Piper

Thursday, August 09, 2012

i lyk ta sleep in tha evening and be up at nyte. sissy said ise a chatterer. i lyk ta lay next ta her and talk. she said ifin i dont hush shes gonna lock me in mommas rhum and deal wiff her. shes trying ta keep me up n tha efening. i get tired and run behind tha couch ta hide and sleep...riley

Wednesday, August 08, 2012

im sooo enjoying running arownd tha howse more, sissy said it tuk me 8 years ta get there. i maded her huk up a dvd player in tha office and den. i can watch my catsitter in boff those now. beans gotted them free from lotto "play it again" points. i love my catsitter. Ife been hangin in mommas rhum and kloset hanging owt wiff Taylor.

sissy isid home today wiff us, she gets ta get a root canal.

catsitter tyme.....Piper

Saturday, August 04, 2012

ive branched owt of just hanging mainly in sissys rhum. i now go into mommas and hang out wiff Taylor and hafe been in tha office. i spent tha nyte last nyte in the office closet. i lyk it. then gotted up and went into sissys closet ta finish sleeping. i lyk klosets, im hid. this is me passed out on sissys chest of drawers....piper

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

when beans head off ta werk, we lyk ta head back ta bed ta let them know whut theyre missing....snowy and baby

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

crepe myrtyles went on sale this week up at tha Walmart fur about $5. beans bought a buch ta plant inside tha new privacy fence ta make tha yard less stark. sissy gotted sum she called Charlie Brown Christmas tree type but she plans ta save them and maked them thrive. moe fur birdies ta climb in.

i cawt a mousey this weekend. i tried ta bring it in too but was told no. beans say we all get our rabies shots but i really use mine.....riley

Saturday, July 28, 2012

turn off tha lyte, a gurls tryng ta sleep here....Piper

Thursday, July 26, 2012

i do sooo love my pillows. beans put these in tha floor fur me....shawn

Friday, July 20, 2012



a gurl sure lufs eating tuna in bed....taylor

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Hey eferybody,

Our blog was hacked yesterday. Someone left nasty comments in the last post comment area and changed the password so we couldnt get into the blog dashboard or have access to delete the comment. Sissy still cant because the comment is long and so delete comment is lowered and she can click it. She reset her password, better we hope. We hope no one was offended at all. ...The Zoo

edit...Sissy got nasty comment deleted.

Sunday, July 15, 2012


lawd gawd i hafe seen it all now. ife hurd tha beans are lucy and ethel but hafent seen it. until now. beans had pups getting gruhmed today. the pups go in shifts and carlie was tha last one bein done. store was close to closing tyme. beans locked themselves owt of tha howse wiffowt carkeys. sooo. sissy keeps tha bedrhums windows unlocked. they are up high due to elevations. its lyk a 2nd floor from tha back but we hafe a 1 story house. sooo. sissy gotted tha ladder, klimbt it to mommas window, easier to access and opened tha screen and window, i got off tha tower and ran, and sissy fell in, shut tha screen and tha window. they are so crazzy.....taylor

Monday, July 09, 2012

am i a froggy or a doggy???....Carlie

Friday, July 06, 2012

sunbeams are tha best....Hunter

Wednesday, July 04, 2012

Happy 4th of July

We hope all had a safe and Happy 4th. we did. Beans made pups stay in and later we had sum chickhen and steak....The Zoo

Monday, July 02, 2012

why efun go owtside

just luk at this. whats tha point of efun going owt anymore. we still forget and go running owt then come to a stop with a "dam" luk. we cant see gurl carlie. she lifes on tha ofur side tha fence behind us. a gud gurl. but beans said this gifes us privacy so we can go owt when her beans are hosting parties, we arent trapped in. beans did back and mean ole dougs side. its an 8 fut fence. tha front and Frans side arent done (fronts a small area at carport) so we can visit when fran brings home pets shes petsitting. gurl carlie was torn up barking tha first nyte (she goes inside though) and so we went owt and barked at her and beans feel very badly cutting her off, but we talk to her and all so she knows we are still here. gurl carlie is called that because we hafe carlie here and her name is carlie too.....roxie

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

its bery hot in tha country. beans is keeping us khul. we hope eferyones safe and comfy khul. beans are boff hafing potluks at werk tomorrow and ran ta tha walmart fur supplies. while there sissy and momma saw a hot birdie wiff his mouf open hot. so while in they bought birdseed, sum bread and water. someone else had put a bowl fur water owt in tha parking lot. beans mufed tha bowl ta tha tree island so he'd be safe and filled it wiff water and put fud owt fur him....salem

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

im here wiff bells on. beans said tha squirrals and birdies are chipping in ta get bells fur Riley. Beans say i gots bling....roxie